Logic programming and functional programming row in the same boat. Methods used to achieve success with one often transpose to the other, and both face similar obstacles. Here I offer a compendium of success stories for functional programs, followed by a list of obstacles to more widespread use of functional programming, in the belief that much of this experience is relevant to logic programmers. This material first appeared as columns in ACM SIGPLAN Notices [29, 30]. The final section contains a few remarks specific to the relations between functional and logic programming. 1 An angry half dozen “Have you used it in anger yet?” The time is a dozen years ago, the place is Oxford, and my fellow postdoc has just scrutinized my new bike. He’s admired the chrome, checked the gears, noted the Kryptonite lock. Now he wants to know if I’ve used it to serious purpose. Gleaming chrome is well and good, but will it run you through the woods? “Have you used it in anger yet?”